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Screamachine, yes, it's only one "M", were formed about 10 years ago after a night watching the usual piss poor performance of a local band who shall remain nameless. convinced they could do better the band was formed with the original members of Dan, Bob, Mouse and John. over the years the line up has changed and evolved into one of the premier bands on the local circuit |
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The current line up of Bob, Mouse, Craig and John has been around for the last 6 years. Highlights of their career include playing the BMF rally in front of an audience of 10,000+, Farmyard Rally at Helmsley to a crowd of 8,000 and the Greenwood Inn, Bierley, to a capacity audience of 57 and Birander's dog. |
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They
can be seen most weekends, usually playing the local rock venues around
Bradford such as The Brewery taps, Conniston and the Gallopers although
gigs are now coming in from further affield such as Blackpool |
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Guitar rock god Craig
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Bob little is known about Bob but all the evidence points to him speaking two languages fluently, English and profane. Check out the Bobspeak section below and next time they play you might stand a chance of understanding what the fuck he's ranting on about. As one of the original members of the band he's been around a long time and over the years has developed his skills as the frontman to a "T", for a real treat catch him doing his solo version of "Dead or Alive" |
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Face in the crowd comp This months picture was taken at the Sewer Rats Rally. Are you the young lady who is so tastefully framed in this pic? To win the Top prize of an all expenses paid trip to the Greenwood inn at Bierley accompanied by Guitar Rock God Craig, a ride on the back of Mouse's R1 and ending with a luxury ride home in the back of the bands transit, e mail your details through the "add your pic" link.
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Bobspeak Fuckin' oreet........Are you having a good time? Fuckin' A...............You are a wonderful audience. Fuckit....................Let's do one more song. Fuckin' 'ell............That member of the audience has a magnificent chest. Oh fuck!!!!!............And an incredibly large boyfriend. Fuck me................Your way too quiet tonight. Fuck off.................No way are Slam better than us. Bastard!!.............I'm so sorry landlord, I had no idea the bar was shut. Bollox..................NME
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Funny stuff How do you drown a lead singer?....put a mirror in the bottom of his bath.
What do bass guitarists use for birth control? Their personality. What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians? A drummer. What does a lead guitarist say when he gets to work? "Would you like fries with that, sir?" |
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The
artist formally known as "Mouse"
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They are also breaking into the Rally scene
Craig
joined the band 6 years ago after almost failing the audition an account
of the length of his hair, the quote was "he looks like a
schoolboy". fortunately his guitar prowess captivated the other band
members and he was in, on the understanding that he would lay off the
weekly trips to Tony, the demon barber.